How to be cool...A HANDBOOK

Today during senior honors seminar day, Faith and I were talking to a friend of ours from choir, who decided to sit with us because he thought it would increase his cool factor. Faith and I laughed at him...and taking pity on us, self-declared dorks that we are, Zack wrote out the following...which I thought was too priceless not to publish.

HOW TO BE COOL

...a handbook....

1) Wear your sunglasses inside and/or after 6:00 pm

2) Be purposely late for EVERYTHING!

3) Leather chaps...YES

4) Shorten your name by at least three letters

5) Constantly take pictures of yourself (and put them up on billboards if at all possible)

6) Make a facebook group about yourself....you need to know who is cool enough to like you.

7) Laugh at your own jokes. Other people may just not realize how funny you are.

8) Remember, even though you're not at the party, they are still the ones who are missing out!

9) Don't play by the Rulez...



Zach Devin everyone...kind of a big deal! =)

Hope this helps you as much as it has me...people are already coming up and asking for my autograph with stunning frequency. Course, I was a big deal to start with.